Honestly it's just fundamentally offensive. They should invent gloves for us that just sticks to everything we have in our hand, just for these situations. We can go to Mars but no one has figured out how to fix gravity for us for a while when we get back?
This is probably the best idea we've ever had, you know. I can't wait until all those dumb dumb engineers and scientists realize that we've filled this massive hole in the market and are going to be the richest people on the planet.
I'm going to start with a private jet to visit your farm, obviously.
A dedicated games room with the sickest monitor set up you've ever seen. And maybe a fancy house for the room, but primarily the room. It's going to be so cool, oh man.
Nerd all you want Watney, I know you'd be crazy jealous the moment you saws it.
I'd definitely need a big old house to put the room in so there's space for all of your dogs to come, then. Like you couldn't just bring some of them, that'd be so sad for the ones left at home. What about a jet that just goes between our respective houses?
Yeah whatever. You live in your happy little imaginary world where I'm jealous of your newfangled gadgets and vidya games and all that kooky stuff you cuhhhraaaaazy kids get up to.
[ as long as you have mario kart he's in. ]
Can the jet accommodate all 100 dogs with safety belts and their own little doggy-safe martinis?
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I'm gonna adopt 100 dogs and a farm. And we're gonna live happily ever after. Me, my dogs, and my farm.
But also maybe the internet too.
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A dedicated games room with the sickest monitor set up you've ever seen. And maybe a fancy house for the room, but primarily the room. It's going to be so cool, oh man.
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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD.
Ok but you better invite me and my 100 dogs over. I'm not going anywhere without them.
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I'd definitely need a big old house to put the room in so there's space for all of your dogs to come, then. Like you couldn't just bring some of them, that'd be so sad for the ones left at home. What about a jet that just goes between our respective houses?
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[ as long as you have mario kart he's in. ]
Can the jet accommodate all 100 dogs with safety belts and their own little doggy-safe martinis?