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Honestly it's just fundamentally offensive. They should invent gloves for us that just sticks to everything we have in our hand, just for these situations. We can go to Mars but no one has figured out how to fix gravity for us for a while when we get back?
I am told you were stranded in a desert wasteland where you were forced to grow potatoes from your own feces. I respect your determination to survive.
I also respect any woman who decides to have intimate contact with you after learning about your eating habits.
I also respect any woman who decides to have intimate contact with you after learning about your eating habits.
i am totally a herb mom, that's so cool. now i just have to....keep them alive.
well obviously now i can't, i thought it sounded a bit weird but you've been right before so i have faith. when are you free?
well obviously now i can't, i thought it sounded a bit weird but you've been right before so i have faith. when are you free?
I am not giving you shit. I am truly impressed by your determination to stay alive. Most humans people would have surrendered to the elements and either slowly starved to death or killed themselves to avoid such a slow and painful end, allowing their corpses to rot, forgotten and alone, under an alien sky.
But not you. You ate feces potatoes. You are strong.
But not you. You ate feces potatoes. You are strong.
i think i like grandma better, that means you've got to knit them little hats right? Or give them hard candies?
i don't know if it's obvious but i have a limited understanding of what grandparents are like.
after i finish work? i'll order pizza, i can't cook if i'm busy preparing to watch something that is apparently this legendary.
i don't know if it's obvious but i have a limited understanding of what grandparents are like.
after i finish work? i'll order pizza, i can't cook if i'm busy preparing to watch something that is apparently this legendary.
I prefer most meat to potatoes, no matter what was used to grow them. I could not have survived. I would have lost my sanity and run screaming into the wastes.
Or I would have eaten you.
It is not personal. I am sure you have many positive attributes.
Or I would have eaten you.
It is not personal. I am sure you have many positive attributes.
Being stranded on a distant world has made you understand the necessity of eating others to survive. I appreciate this about you.
I am Istas. You may be my friend. Many friends call me Izzy out of a misguided need to make me seem harmless and lovable, but it is not necessary. I am neither of these things.
I am Istas. You may be my friend. Many friends call me Izzy out of a misguided need to make me seem harmless and lovable, but it is not necessary. I am neither of these things.
that is exactly what i had in mind, see our parenting styles are already in sync.
clashing over the poor herb's diets would have just been too much stress for such baby plants.
i solemnly promise you now - if i ever suspect a clone has taken over your life i will absolutely kill him. what's your clone safe word?
clashing over the poor herb's diets would have just been too much stress for such baby plants.
i solemnly promise you now - if i ever suspect a clone has taken over your life i will absolutely kill him. what's your clone safe word?
Nerd all you want Watney, I know you'd be crazy jealous the moment you saws it.
I'd definitely need a big old house to put the room in so there's space for all of your dogs to come, then. Like you couldn't just bring some of them, that'd be so sad for the ones left at home. What about a jet that just goes between our respective houses?
I'd definitely need a big old house to put the room in so there's space for all of your dogs to come, then. Like you couldn't just bring some of them, that'd be so sad for the ones left at home. What about a jet that just goes between our respective houses?
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