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[spudnik]

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[tectus]

i think i like grandma better, that means you've got to knit them little hats right? Or give them hard candies?

i don't know if it's obvious but i have a limited understanding of what grandparents are like.

after i finish work? i'll order pizza, i can't cook if i'm busy preparing to watch something that is apparently this legendary.

[spudnik]

Hell yeah, I'll find those weird strawberry grandma candies and give them to them. Plants fucking love sugar.

And that sounds cool. I'm all for pizza.

You know if I ever say no to pizza it's a clone and you have to kill him.

[tectus]

that is exactly what i had in mind, see our parenting styles are already in sync.
clashing over the poor herb's diets would have just been too much stress for such baby plants.

i solemnly promise you now - if i ever suspect a clone has taken over your life i will absolutely kill him. what's your clone safe word?

[spudnik]

You just learned from the best, that's all.

Solanum tuberosum.