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[spudnik]

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[sospita]

You said I was too useless to handle a plant, but hah, joke's on you.

Your jade plant is mine now and we're very happy together.

[spudnik]

And if I find out you've killed it then I'll have all the evidence I need to call you useless.

It's just a matter of time.



But seriously though, be good to Shirley.

[sospita]

You're the worst detective. Don't quit your day job, nerd.

Surely you know I renamed her, because your naming conventions are as terrible as your jokes. Her name is now "Moneyzone", because you declined to tell me that Earth LITERALLY has a bunch of different money trees. Her new home is right here on my desk, and everyone thinks she's the cutest little alien.

[spudnik]

Oh my god you can't be serious, what kind of a name is "Moneyzone"? Who lets you name things??!! She deserves better! She's got rights too!!!

👀 I've got my eyes on you, Steel. I'll be


👀 watching

👀 you

and then when you kill her I'll avenger her death by laughing in your face and getting Johanssen to whip up a virus that sings "I told you so" over and over again on your comms.

[sospita]

It's her name, now. You weren't here to stop me. You weren't even at your place. I went all the way to another planet for you, and you weren't even there to greet me. Who's fault is this?

Johanssen likes me more than you. You can't threaten me with that.







Don't emoji at me, it's so eight centuries ago.

[spudnik]

Uh yours because you're bad at calling ahead of time???? Thanks??????

Johanssen would eat you first over me if it came down to it because I have the better sense of humor between us both.






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No.

[sospita]

If Johanssen eats me first it means I don't have to listen to your awful jokes.

I left you a present, back at your place. Good luck finding it.

[spudnik]

I'm screencapping this so that way when you object to her eating you first I'll have proof that you agreed to it.



What kind of present? Your presents usually suck.